monopoly

nic and justin asked me to play monopoly today, i was pretty excited because i love monopoly. they argued over who got to be the car for a good 5 minutes, both arguing that they were always the car and all other pieces were gay. finally justin gave in and nic got the car, but justin refused to be any other piece and used a legoman instead. both of them made fun of me for picking the thimble. nic made car noises every time he moved. when i threw doubles 3 times in a row justin yelled “you got greedy, have fun in jail bitch”. the game ended when nic made his car crash into justin’s legoman as he was passing him and justin flipped the board.

wicked sound

i was walking outside today and i heard a constant bumping noise behind me getting closer and closer. it was justin on his razor scooter. as he passed me he said “i got a flat spot on my scooter wheel, how wicked does this sound? can i give you a lift bro?” then he laughed and rode away. i still hope he falls.

home improvement

yesterday i was watching home improvement on the couch and i fell asleep, when i woke up there was a paper taped to my shirt that said “HOME IMPROVEMENT SUCKS”. It looks like nic’s handwriting.

USOA

justin asked me what USA stood for today, i said the united states of america, he replied “nope, united states america, theres no O”. I started to say that the “of” isn’t really important enough to get a letter, but before I could finish he interrupted and said “WRONG! no prize for you today. SORRY!”. I don’t think there was one.

comments

i figured out how comments work, so please leave me comments :-) i will not post any mean comments and because of a bad experience i will not click any links, there are some scary things on the internet.

elevator ride

i got on the elevator today to go back up to our room on the 12^th floor, nic thought it was funny to push all the buttons even though he had to go to the same place. it was the worst elevator ride of my life.

deviled eggs

today i came back to the room and nic and justin were making deviled eggs, only they cut the hardboiled eggs the wrong way (like if the egg is standing straight up, they cut it at the x-axis instead of the y), so there were big deep egg bowl ones and tiny shallow ones. When I asked them why they cut them like that they just started cracking up , and nic said “i told you he would ask”. i’ll never understand why things like that are funny to them.