nic and justin asked me to play monopoly today, i was pretty excited because i love monopoly. they argued over who got to be the car for a good 5 minutes, both arguing that they were always the car and all other pieces were gay. finally justin gave in and nic got the car, but justin refused to be any other piece and used a legoman instead. both of them made fun of me for picking the thimble. nic made car noises every time he moved. when i threw doubles 3 times in a row justin yelled “you got greedy, have fun in jail bitch”. the game ended when nic made his car crash into justin’s legoman as he was passing him and justin flipped the board.
8 comments:
I'm always the thimble. He rules.
lolllllllll
They're kind of right about the other monopoloy pieces. A tiny dog? A thimble? Gay and gay.
doesn't monopoly in america have a work boot? i think the boot is the coolest piece. the car is like an old jalopy which makes it a bit gay. i think it would be really stupid to fight over a gay car when you could have a boot.
wheelbarrow motherfucker
tophat...
battleship duh.
hahahahahaha
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