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i figured out how comments work, so please leave me comments :-) i will not post any mean comments and because of a bad experience i will not click any links, there are some scary things on the internet.

elevator ride

i got on the elevator today to go back up to our room on the 12^th floor, nic thought it was funny to push all the buttons even though he had to go to the same place. it was the worst elevator ride of my life.

deviled eggs

today i came back to the room and nic and justin were making deviled eggs, only they cut the hardboiled eggs the wrong way (like if the egg is standing straight up, they cut it at the x-axis instead of the y), so there were big deep egg bowl ones and tiny shallow ones. When I asked them why they cut them like that they just started cracking up , and nic said “i told you he would ask”. i’ll never understand why things like that are funny to them.

scooter

justin brought his razor scooter from home and he rides it everywhere. every time I go to leave he asks me where i’m going and when i tell him he always says “that’s a pretty far walk dude, bet you wish you had a scooter”. i hope he falls.

its so loud :-(

nic is whistling the song "truly madly deeply" by savage garden really really loud and in its entirety.

sculpture tamperer

i came back to my room today and found my parrot sculpture had been tampered with.

i asked Justin about it and he said "yeah, i made it way better bro, now its a baby bird." i asked him where the bird's head was and he told me I'd find it.

i found the parrot's head and the fetus' body under my pillow later on.


i really don't understand how he thinks this is funny, and where do you even get a plastic fetus?

2.0!

welcome to i hate my roommates 2.0, i made the transition from wordpress to blogger because i wanted to add a bunch of stuff to my blog but didnt know how. a quick google search showed that it was way easier to add things with blogger, like the cool new logo, pictures in my posts, and the cool new counter. i will leave my wordpress site up, but any new posts will be here at 2.0. for any new readers, this blog is about how much i hate my roommates nic and justin.