deviled eggs

today i came back to the room and nic and justin were making deviled eggs, only they cut the hardboiled eggs the wrong way (like if the egg is standing straight up, they cut it at the x-axis instead of the y), so there were big deep egg bowl ones and tiny shallow ones. When I asked them why they cut them like that they just started cracking up , and nic said “i told you he would ask”. i’ll never understand why things like that are funny to them.

scooter

justin brought his razor scooter from home and he rides it everywhere. every time I go to leave he asks me where i’m going and when i tell him he always says “that’s a pretty far walk dude, bet you wish you had a scooter”. i hope he falls.

its so loud :-(

nic is whistling the song "truly madly deeply" by savage garden really really loud and in its entirety.

sculpture tamperer

i came back to my room today and found my parrot sculpture had been tampered with.

i asked Justin about it and he said "yeah, i made it way better bro, now its a baby bird." i asked him where the bird's head was and he told me I'd find it.

i found the parrot's head and the fetus' body under my pillow later on.


i really don't understand how he thinks this is funny, and where do you even get a plastic fetus?

2.0!

welcome to i hate my roommates 2.0, i made the transition from wordpress to blogger because i wanted to add a bunch of stuff to my blog but didnt know how. a quick google search showed that it was way easier to add things with blogger, like the cool new logo, pictures in my posts, and the cool new counter. i will leave my wordpress site up, but any new posts will be here at 2.0. for any new readers, this blog is about how much i hate my roommates nic and justin.

that's amore

nic has watched the first episode of mtv’s “that’s amore” 4 separate times, and thats only the amount of times ive witnessed it, who knows how many times hes watched it total. if i ask him if he could put something else on, he says “it’s my favorite episode” and turns it up way to loud (volume 50/50). what makes it even worse is he uses an over sized remote, about the size of a toaster, and looks at me while the volume increases. i am so mad >:-|

pbj ratio

justin’s jelly to peanut butter ratio is way off, he uses between 2 and 3 times the amount of jelly to peanut butter. this bothers me for 2 reasons. his sandwich is overloaded with jelly so he always ends up dripping it somewhere and doesn’t bother to clean it up. also he goes through jelly way faster than peanut butter and ends up stealing my jelly. i have seen him throw his jelly container out one day, make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the next day and still deny using my jelly. he needs to buy 3 jellys for one jar of peanut butter, but he won’t, he’ll just steal mine.