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i moved out for good yesterday. today i had this aim conversation with nic:

nic: so um
nic: have there always been door stops on the bathroom door
nic: the answer is no
nic: my next question is
me: hahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha
nic: when did they put door stops on the bathroom door
me: hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
nic: whats so funny?
me: i got you good
nic: how?
me: i unscrewed the door stop to stop way sooner, i bet you could barely open the door.

wham!

i told justin i was going home early tomorrow morning, he started singing wake me up before you go go, i asked him if he really wanted me to wake him up before i left, he said no.

hi justin

today i was walking back from class and there were tons of people around but i spotted justin walking towards me when he was still about 200 feet away and apparently he spotted me too. we were still way too far away from each other to say hello so i pretended not to see him. then i heard him yell “yo!!!”, i ignored him, not because i didn't want to say hello, but it was way too far of a distance to be saying hello, i had planned on saying hello when we were much closer. then again i heard him yell “yo bro!!!”, this time i looked up and waved at him, we are still about 100 feet away from each other. then justin yelled "is the baby too embarassed to say hello to his roommate”, i kept my head down and kept walking, as we passed each other i said “hi justin”, he said nothing and kept riding his scooter past me.

my bathroom

this is what nic did to our bathroom.

notes:

2 judge judies

blackout band autograph

“no diving” sticker on toilet

toilet paper roll tower

girl scout ramen

i opened my box of thin mints and inside there were no thin mints, instead there was a package of ramen. I questioned justin about it and he claimed it was an even trade. an entire box of thin mints is not a fair trade of one package of ramen.

you're supposed to choose

justin got a box of free stuff off of craigslist, including a bunch of choose your own adventure goosebumps books. he reads them out loud in my room, but when he gets to a decision he doesnt decide and he just flips to the next page. he just reads them straight through and it doesn’t make any sense.

the window incident

i had my friend over yesterday. when he came in i said something like “so this is my room...”, then nic said “oh, so its your room now, that’s funny i thought it was OUR room”. later on my friend said he was getting kind of cold. i asked nic to close the window and he said “no, i'm very hot”. i asked again politely, he said “if I close the window i'm taking off all my clothes”. i said forget it. then nic closed the window and took off all his clothes, then sat at his computer for about an hour. my friend left.