Monday, April 28, 2008

girl scout ramen



i opened my box of thin mints and inside there were no thin mints, instead there was a package of ramen. I questioned justin about it and he claimed it was an even trade. an entire box of thin mints is not a fair trade of one package of ramen.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

you're supposed to choose

justin got a box of free stuff off of craigslist, including a bunch of choose your own adventure goosebumps books. he reads them out loud in my room, but when he gets to a decision he doesnt decide and he just flips to the next page. he just reads them straight through and it doesn’t make any sense.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

the window incident

i had my friend over yesterday. when he came in i said something like “so this is my room...”, then nic said “oh, so its your room now, that’s funny i thought it was OUR room”. later on my friend said he was getting kind of cold. i asked nic to close the window and he said “no, i'm very hot”. i asked again politely, he said “if I close the window i'm taking off all my clothes”. i said forget it. then nic closed the window and took off all his clothes, then sat at his computer for about an hour. my friend left.

Friday, April 18, 2008

monopoly

nic and justin asked me to play monopoly today, i was pretty excited because i love monopoly. they argued over who got to be the car for a good 5 minutes, both arguing that they were always the car and all other pieces were gay. finally justin gave in and nic got the car, but justin refused to be any other piece and used a legoman instead. both of them made fun of me for picking the thimble. nic made car noises every time he moved. when i threw doubles 3 times in a row justin yelled “you got greedy, have fun in jail bitch”. the game ended when nic made his car crash into justin’s legoman as he was passing him and justin flipped the board.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

wicked sound

i was walking outside today and i heard a constant bumping noise behind me getting closer and closer. it was justin on his razor scooter. as he passed me he said “i got a flat spot on my scooter wheel, how wicked does this sound? can i give you a lift bro?” then he laughed and rode away. i still hope he falls.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

home improvement

yesterday i was watching home improvement on the couch and i fell asleep, when i woke up there was a paper taped to my shirt that said “HOME IMPROVEMENT SUCKS”. It looks like nic’s handwriting.

Monday, April 7, 2008

USOA

justin asked me what USA stood for today, i said the united states of america, he replied “nope, united states america, theres no O”. I started to say that the “of” isn’t really important enough to get a letter, but before I could finish he interrupted and said “WRONG! no prize for you today. SORRY!”. I don’t think there was one.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

comments

i figured out how comments work, so please leave me comments :-) i will not post any mean comments and because of a bad experience i will not click any links, there are some scary things on the internet.

elevator ride

i got on the elevator today to go back up to our room on the 12th floor, nic thought it was funny to push all the buttons even though he had to go to the same place. it was the worst elevator ride of my life.

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